Swiggity Swag who's this douchebag

I'm a huge nerd

timealoneisjustanillusion:

grizzmid:

lordvegeta400:

snazzapplesweet:

weh

awwwwww

DAWWW!

always reblog for hugs <3

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vermofftiss:

anuminous:

Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Fuck yeah. Best PSA ever seen.

That… did not end the way I expected it to.

(Source: pattinson-mcguinness, via shippyprincess)

paradisaic:

meladoodle:

paradisaic:

meladoodle:

Let’s get the banana police around here to assess this situation

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yes ma’am, we’re on the case

uhhhh *hangs up*

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tastefullyoffensive:

Cats Giving High Fives

Previously: Animals Being Jerks

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fadeintocase:

i was waiting to skype to start up after it deadlocked my processor and crashed, and in the meantime i made this image

use skype get Dicked™   

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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forbiddenforrest:

serene dream by anthony samaniego on Flickr.

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bordmstriks:

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

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chartermagic:

The Nine Gates of death.

-from Sabriel by Garth Nix

(c) Laura Tolton 

(via vintage-aerith)

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

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kohri:

Yellow Magical Girls (1995 - 2014)

(via gothfabio)

therealbenyonce:


me neither 

therealbenyonce:

me neither 

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whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

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